Sexiest Adults-Only Resorts and Hotels in Florida for the Perfect Escape

By Natalia Kvitek,

These are the sexiest adults-only resorts and hotels in Florida.

Ditch the kids, ditch the bikini top (and trunks, fellas), and get sexy.

Perhaps you’re fleeing from the oncoming damp, icy winds, and the exhaustion that tends to accompany entertaining bored kids on a snow day.
Maybe you even live in the Sunshine State and need a sexy weekend to reconnect.

Whatever your reasons for wanting a respite from children, pair it with some sunshine and you’ve got yourself a real vacation.

Florida with its continuous sunshine has plenty of places to satisfy your desires. While few resorts bear the exclusivity of a truly adults-only (check out our list in Cancun if you’re truly after no one under 21), these resorts cater to those looking for an experience beyond the compound of an all-inclusive abroad.

We invite you to start dreaming of a sexy adults-only Florida resort getaway!


The Standard, Miami

Hydrotherapy in a Chic Miami Beach Escape

The Standard Miami Room

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If you truly seek a break from the outside world and want to indulge in a seemingly limitless amount of spa time, head to The Standard Miami. The boutique hotel pays homage to communal bathing rituals through its indoor/outdoor adult hydrotherapy playground where you can spend your day moving from cold plunges to mud baths to soothing jacuzzi bubbles. Let your hydro session follow up your holistic stretch spell with expert yogis and pilates teachers, and you’ll be sure to feel the kind of clarity only sweating it out can provide.

The Standard Miami Yoga

Inside the rooms, water remains an outstanding feature in the deep soaker tubs, some inside the subway tile bathrooms complete with rainfall showers, while others lay out on the terrace hidden from neighboring views. With its 21-plus age restriction, you can be assured fellow guests are seeking the same serenity.


Shoreline Island Resort, Madeira Beach

An Oasis of White Sands and Turquoise Water

Shoreline Island Resort Hotel Room

Perched on top of a 400-foot sparkling white sand beach, the Shoreline Island Resort is a dream come true for over 21’s wanting to maximize on sun time, beach walks, and skinny dips on their vacation.

Prefer to lounge poolside? The pool deck offers the same alluring beach and ocean views, minus the discomfort of grit between skin and swimsuit. The same sweeping turquoise water vistas can be enjoyed from the comfort of your room.

Shorelin Island Resort Hotel Balcony

Free WiFi is offered across the property and a complimentary continental breakfast is served to guests every morning. If you get bored of that impossibly beautiful beach, nearby St. Petersburg, Tampa, and Clearwater offer the museums, fine dining, and golf courses that will keep you suitably occupied– and out of the sun if you’re nursing a sunburn!


The Southernmost Inn, Key West

Classic Key West

Southernmost Inn Key West Florida

For those who want to party by night but aren’t willing to give up on the idea of a calm oasis by day, the Southernmost Inn is a short walk from the raucous bars of Duval Street but tucked away among the quaintest of Key West’s historic buildings.

Southernmost Inn Key West Florida Pool

The Inn was once a cigar factory and retains emblems of its past in details like the tobacco-sorters’ bay windows and broad sun porches. An urban tropical garden surrounds the two pools and accompanying jacuzzis and an outdoor bar serves up beverages in the sun with a happy hour — drawing in most guests to mingle. A free breakfast is also dished out in a colonial-style wood-paneled breakfast room every morning.


The Grand Resort and Spa, Fort Lauderdale

Speedos and Sunshine

Grand Resort and Spa Massage

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The Grand Resort and Spa in Fort Lauderdale has won numerous accolades as one of the best global all-inclusive resorts, often being the only gay exclusive property on the list. For gay men visiting the sunshine state, your teeny weeny, yellow polka dot speedo will be more than welcome.

Grand Resort and Spa Hot Tub

Courtesy of The Grand Resort and Spa

If you’re looking to lose the tan lines, nude sunbathing is welcome in the courtyard. Nearby the resort, you’ll also find several gay-friendly beaches.

The upscale resort also has a large lap pool and a spa with treatments designed with the male in mind. Free breakfast and plenty of complimentary amenities like cocktail hours, mimosas and beach chairs and umbrella rentals should seal the deal on booking your gay getaway.


Casa Morada, Islamorada

Regain Your Balance

Casa Morada Islamorada Room

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If your version of serenity is simplicity, the Casa Morada’s minimalist ethos is the perfect remedy. The boutique property operates only 16 oceanside suites with ages 16-plus welcomed to the calm of Islamorada’s natural vegetation. The island’s assets are best enjoyed from aboard a kayak (keep an eye out for manatees bobbing along!) or bike, both available for free rental to guests.

Casa Morada Islamorada Pool

The heated freshwater pool is nestled straight into the bay and is joined by plenty of shaded hammocks designed to lure you into lazy afternoon naps. For those looking to regain some physical and mental balance while they unwind, Casa Morada offers free yoga classes on Saturday and Sunday mornings. The hotel can also arrange for activities like sport fishing, snorkeling, and tours of the Everglades.


H20 Suites, Key West

Hideaway in the Heart of the Keys

H20 Suites Key West Florida

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While located in Old Town Key West, the H20 Suites were designed to keep you inside and they make it easy, courtesy of personal wet bars and private plunge pools in the Deluxe Luxury suites.

H20 Suites Key West Pool

We would label the property’s stylish design an ‘oasis of luxury,’ complete with a rooftop pool and lounge area that catches every minute of the sun’s rays and an accompanying bar serving up delicious cocktails.

Concierge service can help book any activities that might tickle your fancy and views from the rooms point towards tropical foliage that shades many of the expansive balconies and their accompanying private pools from view.


Hoyt House Inn, Fernandina Beach

A Gourmet Bed & Breakfast

Hoyt House Inn

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An appreciation for the finer things in life only comes with age, and at the Hoyt House Inn, you’ll be able to enjoy this luxury in peace. Your holiday home is housed in a Queen Anne mansion dating back to 1905 and surrounded by old growth oak trees. Breakfast is a three-course extravaganza, with buffet appetizers and six entrees to chose from every morning.

Hoyt House Inn Room

Hoyt House is located on the lovely Amelia Island where the Atlantic laps the white sand shores and the idyllic surroundings are sure to lend their influence in shaping your perfect, relaxing holiday. You’re just a short ride aboard one of the complimentary bikes into a town dotted with antique shops and art galleries. The nearby beaches can be explored by swimming laps among the waves or even trotting alongside the surf on horseback.

Now quick — call the babysitter and get out of Dodge. Then leave a comment and let us know how your adults-only escape in Florida went.

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